During the Covid epidemic, Hong Kong had a strict 3 week self-paid hotel quarantine for all travellers coming inbound. I had the chance to spend 3 weeks in a hotel room with 2 other adults. To prevent myself from going insane, I started writing satire diary entries about my quarantine stay and posting it in the Hong Kong Quarantine Support Group on Facebook that had became the go-to place for up-to-date information quarantine restrictions in Hong Kong. Below is the collection of diary entries I wrote, now in one place!