Dear Diary,
Day 8 of my 21 day quarantine. I thought I would be adventurous today and go on a walking expedition. Nothing too wild, just a beginners journey.
Started from one bed to the other. Encountered a suitcase tucked away in it’s non-natural hábitat, sleeping under a table. After arriving to the other bed, I thought “what the hell, I still got a bit more stamina,” and I walked all the way to the bathroom. Almost got attacked by a falling hanger…those guys are lethal.
After that life-changing encounter, I had my YOLO moment and decided to do the full, deluxe, round-trip expedition. I went boldly where no other sedimentary (I meant sedentary…Q is really messing with me) quarantiner had gone, I went from the front door of my hotel room all the way to the back window and circled the room without stopping. Barely made it out alive, and almost lost my breath. It’s the most active I’ve been since arriving here in my HK-sized hotel room. I feel alive and invigorated.
Until next time…
Yours Truly,
Indiana “Effing” Jones
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